Beware the quaran-ten, or quaran-twenty!

            If I were a speculator, I’d be thinking hard right now about investing in a weight-loss business like Noom or Weight-Watchers. With all this quarantining at home, I’ve been devoting unprecedented amounts of time to culinary creativity. I’ve also been watching my weight – watching it rise up to forbidden heights. I know I’m not alone. As of this morning there are 5404 members of the new Facebook page, “Kitchenquarantine.” Everyone’s posting these gorgeous food photos, which of course means that everyone’s eating all this gorgeous food. Add to that our limited physical outlets and our days in sweatpants, and who knows how rapidly we’ll all grow over the coming weeks? A reckoning will have to follow, eventually.
 
My 60th year in 60,000 words
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