Secret service protection

            They always dress in conservative black. Their background checks are pristine and their loyalty proven. When I’m out in the world, I’m reassured to turn around and see them there, quietly keeping track of my whereabouts, ready to take action if a threat is detected.
            24/7 surveillance for minimal cost – room and board, healthcare, and daily appreciation through eye contact and hugs. Amazing deal.
           
My 60th year in 60,000 words
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